02.04.09 Alcuéscar
Hullo, I`m Cabs. Actually I`m really called Cabra which, being translated from the Spanish, means goat. I can’t honestly say I am very happy about being called a goat considering that I am a decent self respecting dog but that’s life for you. But I am used to it now and you know, I’ve come to like it. All my new pals on this strange adventure we are embarked on thought it would be a good idea if we had our own say about it. It seems all the two legged people have a chance to talk about what they wanted on this blog thingie and so we wanted our turn. So, let’s hear it for the dogs: that’s what we say.
First, a bit about me. I’ll keep it short. I grew up on a goat farm, hence my silly name I suppose. It was a tough life. I had a rope, dried bread and water when it rained which it does not always do in Andalucia. The two legged person who ran the joint lacked the finer graces and we all had a pretty tough time. But the goats were great and when things were really bad they made sure I had cheese and fresh milk to eat. Goats and me, we get on fine and I would go to war for them if I had to. After four years of this the wretched two legged person fell over dead drunk one night before he had fixed the chain. I was off in one bound I was free!
I spent the next month in the bush (as the Australian two legged people on this jaunt would call it) which was not easy or funny. But I managed to find an agreeable two legged one who introduced me to a nice chap who called Jorrian who really helped me. After a good meal and a rest the next thing I knew this lovely two legged person called Chrissie showed up. Now, I’m not stupid and so, liking the look of her, I put on a proper show. I bounced, turned in circles, wagged what the wretched two legged person on the goat farm had left of my tail, smiled like crazy and said ‘Sausages!’ It never fails. She melted before me and I adopted her on the spot.
Two legged ones always think they are in control but what do they really know? So immediately I was transported to a new life. Comfy sofas, loads of grub, great walks, new pals and lots of love and laughter. Brilliant. I’d say ‘Sausages’ any number of times to realise this. I also met my best mate, Dolores. She was also a rescue dog, so she told me, and she was a scream. Sadly she died last year and this blog thingie is really for her too.
Chrissie introduced me to her man, Mike. He is soft as a brush and I adopted him too. One funny thing: they insisted I called them Mum and Dad. Dogs seldom know their dads although they love their mums so this was a bit rum but it takes all sorts and I didn’t mind. In fact it seems quite normal now. And I can’t help loving them.
So, all was going swimmingly. And now this extraordinary adventure. We are walking all day every day with loads of great fellows and some pretty decent two legged ones through some marvellous smells and fields full of pigs. I love pigs. I can run faster than they can and I love winding them up. (No, that’s a joke, really).
Dad is with me and I like that. The one they call Patrick who Dido looks after is with us too. Dear Dido, she is a dizzy girl and I love her dearly but she is a bit old for all that chasing sticks business. There are lots of other upright ones too. There is a tall noisy two legged woman who calls me Cabralita who’ s kind to me and looks after us and we think she’s pretty decent too.
But what’s this all about?
Well, Uno, who despite appearances is a bit of an intellectual, says we are all pilgrims. I really don’t get this too well but he says it means we are the top dogs, if you’ll excuse the rather dreadful pun. That’s fine by me because we can have a great time and get away with it if you see what I mean. In fact Uno says we are going to see DOG who we are all taught made the world and all four legged things in it after which we all had a big party. The two legged ones who came later changed DOG to GOD which was hardly imaginative and claimed him as their own invention. We don’t really think that was very clever but they do and it’s no use arguing.
So, are we having a god time? I’ve talked to all the guys about this and I can honestly say that YES we are. I mean, every day we are somewhere new and walking all day. There are loads of new scents, lots of pigs, marvelous woods and fields and wonderful new scents to follow up. Being of course a bit privileged as a ‘private dog’ having made that difficult graduation from rescue dog status which the two legged ones talk so much about I am off the lead a lot and can run free. What a blast that is! We dogs are doing well. Some of the two legged ones are struggling. But what do they expect on their two legs? It must be a nightmare for them. And they seem to have no sense of smell either. Whose idea was that? Their ‘God’s’ I suppose. Anyway we are fine and having a ball.
In the evenings we are all in the trailer and you should hear the stories. We have such a laugh. Rompe has the best stories by far. He’s only a small dog (nothing wrong with that I hasten to add) but, boy, has he lived.
Rambo is a bit shocked now that he’s adopted Jacquie and thinks he should object but we tell him where him to go. I told the guys about the two legged farmer and his peculiar relationship with his goats but I have to say that was pretty tame stuff compared to the others. Still the chap running this blog thingie says I don’t have time to tell these stories now so I’ll save them up for later. But we have some good japes. Alfie likes to pull two legged David into every stream we have to cross. Moro pulls Emel across every obstacle at full speed and in the evenings we all like to lead the noisy one a right dance as she orders us about. What a giggle.
Today was a lovely day. The two legged ones were rhapsodizing about flowers and country side but we were fixed on marvelous smells and the scent of hares and pigs and all sorts. Don’t tell me we did not get the best of it! There was a bit of confusion tonight. Uno’s two legged person called Stuart who Uno had grown to like a lot suddenly left us. We are not sure why but he was noisy too sometimes and he seemed to have a bit of a row with the tall noisy woman. We dogs at least know how to settle these things but they seem to find it harder. Poor Uno is very sad tonight but we shall look after him and make sure he is OK. Also tonight I am allowed to stay with Dad which is good because he misses me when I am not there. That’ll be nice for him and, as I say, I love him dearly really although his snoring is a pretty grim.
So, what’s next? It seems in addition to seeing DOG we are going to meet this chap called Santiago in a place called Compostella. I have no idea who he is but if he can get Dad and all these other two legged people to walk all day, every day just to meet him he gets my vote. When I meet him I shall give him lots of bounces, smiles and ‘sausages’. Indeed, I shall put on the full ‘dog and pony show’ as the two legged ones rather crudely call it. DOG knows what they mean by that. Who have you ever met who liked to do a show with a pony? But they are funny creatures and you have to humour them to keep them on side.
That’s about it from me. I think Moro is due to write the next blog thingie from us. I’m not sure that is a good choice by the two legged ones. Don’t get me wrong. Moro is a great fellow and in a tight spot you could not want a better chap at your side. But he’s a dog of few words if you see what I mean and is not the brightest member of the team. I think the two legged ones will get a lot of chewed pencils and not much blog for all his efforts. Bless him.
That’s it from Cabs. Off to bed with Dad now in the best sense of course and looking forward to a 28 kilometer jaunt tomorrow.
Doodle pip,
Cabs.


